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highgalaleh93:

thatdudeemu:

lordflacko91:

spookycutequeen:

imsoshive:

Slugs

im here for snoop

Lmao no chill 😭

Snoop told y’all the west ain’t never been friendly

Gotta love snoop

(via thisshitfunny)

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

(via a-lethal-addiction)

terezi-pie-rope:

quit-muckingaround:

It’s almost TIME

*PUTS HEAD IN HANDS*
oh god

(via cryoboyfriends)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

raxacoricofallawer:

garrisonbabe:

wjtch:

*seductively crawls out of hell*

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dammit spn fandom not everything is about u

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(via a-lethal-addiction)

joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

(via uncolorfulskittles)

the-spirit-evolution:

We all Know Evan Peters as American Horror story Lobster Boy:

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Tate:

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and Kyle:

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 BUT

Some of us also remember him as this dork from Phil of the future.

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Never forget Seth Wosner.

(via uncolorfulskittles)

fricklefracklephan:

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

Every time i see this it hurts my tummy

(via just-a-simple-unicorn)

fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

(via a-lethal-addiction)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via a-lethal-addiction)

lifeofawalrus:

Friendly reminder that this was evan peters like 5 years ago

lifeofawalrus:

Friendly reminder that this was evan peters like 5 years ago

(via a-lethal-addiction)